OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER
This website is a purely satirical parody of the National Testing Agency (NTA), which has demonstrated unparalleled expertise in proving themselves as a society run by God's Own Men.
I whole heartedly wish NTA to maintain the same standards of excellence as they already do, including but not limited to:
- Releasing multiple incorrect answer keys despite having an year to prepare beforehand, just like how I can't remember the f-block elements.
- Maintaining a helpline service which resembles the way my ex responds to my texts.
- Taking care of God's Own Child, allowing him to achieve the Indian Dream.
- Allowing MLA's son to be treated as an EWS candidate (oh my my, look at the power, even the post got deleted and the account was forced to be purged).
- Implementing cutting-edge server technology that can not handle a few thousand students' waining requests, despite thousands of articles being written about load balancers and scalable architecture.
- Creating innovative scoring methods where 719 out of 720 becomes possible, by sheer will power and luck, which often causes rectum prolapsis to normal students.
- Developing SOTA software by underpaid sleep deprived TCS employees, that mysteriously changes candidates' responses after submission, by manipulating the laws of physics.
